Simpsons Porn Story: Tales by Moonlight Chapter 1
The Simpsons
Tales by Moonlight
Prologue
Disclaimer: I do not own The
Simpsons, so please, whatever you do, dont sue me.
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This is their tale. This is the
testimony of their bond together. Bart and Lisa create their own
tale, their own world, about a band of siblings who must travel
together and save their world, and their way of life
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The silvery
moonlight filtered through the window of the Simpson household. The
lamps light shone on the paper on the desk of the little desk.
There were only three people in the room. The first was a boy,
ten-years old, dressed in green top and bottom pajamas. He had
spiked hair and a wide grin that masked the true deviousness in his
head. The other was a smaller girl, his eight-year old sister. She
wore a baby blue nightgown and her hair was in a spiked fashioned,
like a starfish. Unlike her brother, her thoughts were well
intentioned and imaginative. The last was also a girl, with the same
hair style as her older sister. She was only a year old and dressed
in blue baby clothes.
At the present time, the three were
huddled over the desk, going over the small pile of papers on it.
The boy said, Weve got a got story comin up here.
Its still a long way away from
done, the girl said.
I know Lis, I know, he said,
putting up his hands in exasperated fashion. Lisa shot him a coy
glance. So where were we anyway?
We were building the story up,
Lisa Simpson said to her brother, Bart. Three orphaned
children, living in a fantasy world of Moonlight, having to fight the
tyrannical dictator of the Moon and restore Daylight to the world
Say Lis, Bart began, catching
the attention of his sister. What are we going to call this
thing?
Lisa put a finger to her chin. Maggie
sucked on her pacifier. Lisa smiled, turned back to Bart. Tales
by Moonlight
Bart grinned. Sweet title.
I thought so.
Bart picked up a piece of paper.
Weve got three orphaned kids and wait, where are their
names?
Lisa shrugged, gave a sheepish smile.
I couldnt really think of any.
Cmon, we cant have characters
without names.
Lisa sighed, turned back to her work.
Come to think of it, we dont really have much of a plot here.
Maggie climbed up against Lisas leg. Lisa looked down and picked
the infant up, placing Maggie in her lap. Bart, unless we have
some direction, this isnt going to be a good story.
Bart picked up the papers and threw
them away. Then we go back to the drawing board, he said.
Lisa yawned. Bart Im tired.
We cant write a story tonight.
Then lets stop writing, Bart
suggested. And lay down for a bit.
Maybe we can talk story ideas,
Lisa said. Ive got a few.
Bart nodded. Lisa climbed into bed,
Bart and Maggie climbed in after her. So, he said. Lets
hear the ideas.
Okay, but before I do, we need
to lay the foundations for a good story
Starting with the names?
Yeah
Bart sighed. The three orphans are
based off us, right?
Lisa nodded.
Then lets name the characters
Bart, Lisa, and Maggie, Bart said. Simple as that.
We cant use our real names,
Lisa protested.
Why not?
To that, Lisa didnt have a real
answer. She didnt like it, personally, but there was nothing
legally or ethically dubious about it. Had it been about something
else, then it would be a problem. Still, self-insertions were a bit
off-putting.
Look, Bart said, interrupting
her thought process. Lets just use our real names now, and
later, when we write the story, we switch them.
Maggie picked up a notepad from the
edge of the bed. Lisa noticed. Good idea, Maggie. Ill need
to take some notes before we start, just so we have something to
write tomorrow. Lisa grabbed a pen from the floor.
So whats our main plot again?
Bart asked.
Lisa said, We have three children,
one ten, one eight, and the other a baby, just like the three of us.
And theyre orphans, right?
Bart asked.
As far as they know.
Bart was surprised. What do you
mean? Werent their parents killed when the Moon Knights overran
the region?
I think thats a bit dark, dont
you? Lisa asked. If were going to get this published as a
kids book then
Wait a minute, Bart
interrupted. I thought this was a young adult book.
Young adult? Lisa repeated.
Bart, surely we can do better than superficial, self-centered, and
overtly emotional quasi-Byronic heroes with a one-track mind.
Good point, not that I understood a
word you said. But Bart was still troubled by the kids
book issue. But a kids book, Lis?
Maybe we it could be a little
older, Lisa said. But we stick to the main plot, try to keep
the kids quest at the focus.
And the kids quest is to defeat
the Moonlit King, right?
Lisa said, Lets start from the
beginning. Weve got the characters down. Now lets describe
the immediate situation. The three kids are orphans, and, for now,
their names are Bart, Lisa, and Maggie Simpson. They live in the
Moonlit world, a place where nighttime is eternal and is ruled by the
Moon Tyrant and the Moonlight Knights. The town they live in is
called
Itll be based on
Springfield, right? Bart asked. So for now, we just call it
Springfield.
Fair enough. Lisa wrote the
information down. And now, lets describe the condition of the
world they live in.
Bart said, Well it has to suck,
right?
Well, of course, Lisa replied.
But we cant write down, Their world sucks, we need
description. Lisa sat down, cuddling Maggie against her chest.
The infant giggled. It should be an economically depressed town.
Meaning?
Meaning its full of poor
people, Lisa said, not looking at him and looking down at the
notepad. The world should be set back in an alternate Earth,
maybe a Victorian world, where there are all kinds of mythical
fantasy creatures.
Lisa, I dont know all that
stuff. Whats a Victorian world?
Never mind. Lisa lifted her
head and looked at her brother. I mean, it should be this
alternate Earth, maybe like the Industrial era mixed with medieval
times.
Okay Bart sat back and
sighed. What else?
There needs to be a plot, Bart,
Lisa reminded him. And its a quest to
Its a quest to overthrow the
evil Moon Tyrant, Bart said to her. The kids move across the
world and
Why?
What do you mean?
Lisa said, I mean, why would they
all of a sudden go on this quest to save the kingdom? There has to
be a reason.
Oh. Bart began rubbing his chin
in thought. Well, maybe the Tyrant does something that forces
them to have to fight him.
Lisa snapped her fingers. Ive
got it! Theres a resistance movement against the Tyrant. This
movements activities against the throne force the king to have to
clamp down on his citizens, including our heroes in the town of
Springfield. And then
And then they run into this
resistance movement, which convinces them to join in the fight
against the Tyrant
And they travel around the world
to
To find the magical items to
fight the Tyrants dark magic
They looked at one another, smiling,
their heads full of inventive thoughts and ideas. Maggie tilted her
head in curiosity.
We should give them weapons!
Bart declared.
Bart, this is a medieval, Victorian
world, Lisa told him. They dont exactly have AK-47s, tanks,
or warplanes here.
Bart said, Well, what about the
traditional weapons. I want my character to have a crossbow!
Thats an interesting choice,
instead than the clichd sword, Lisa said, approvingly. I
want my character to have twin blades.
What about Maggie? Bart asked.
Shes a baby, I know, but she should have something cool about
her too.
Lisa shrugged. Maybe, we can put
that as a plot device later.
Bart snuggled into the pillow. This
is gonna be an awesome story, Lisa.
I know its gonna be, Bart,
Lisa said.
Maggie crawled over her, ending up
between the two siblings. Lisa pulled Maggie to her chest and Bart
moved closer, enveloping his sister in his arms. Lisa buried her
face into Barts chest. Bart kissed her forehead.
Hey Lis, Bart said.
Lisas eyes were closed, but she
murmured a, Yeah?
This is our story, right?
Of course it is. Lisa opened
her eyes and looked up to Bart. Its our story, we made it, and
tomorrow, were going to write it.
Yknow, Lis, maybe its the
excitement getting to me, but I love ya.
I love you, too, Bart. Lisas
grin grew.
Maggie was already asleep and her
pacifier had fallen from her mouth.
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Authors Notes: So, this is my
next multi-chapter story. For anyone who cant tell, its also
a Bart/Lisa/Maggie brother-sister story as well. So, yeah, the
usual, read, review, and enjoy.