Simpsons Porn Story: Opposites Attract Chapter 1
Opposites Attract
A Lisa Simpson love story
Summary:
When Lisa Simpson orders a hematite bracelet on the internet, she
unleashes its potential and she finds that she is literally a human
compass. After accidentally directing the Earths magnetic field by
adjusting the bracelet, strange things happen: All boys are attracted
to her- and an apocalypse is about to occur! Can Lisa find out what
is happening to her before the unthinkable happens?
Chalkboard
Gag:
I
AM NOT AL GORE
I AM NOT AL GORE
(The
Simpsons family are trapped on a desert island. The couch is right in
front of them. Homer runs towards the couch, but gets eaten by a
dinosaur, Marge gets tripped over by Bart, but they are caught by the
cannibals, Maggie and Lisa are the only ones left They sit on the
couch as they are surrounded by jungle animals)