Simpsons Porn Story: Blue Tongues Chapter 1
Geez, Bart! You’re really breaking
out the good stuff! After-prank licorice for a week straight? It must
cost you a fortune!
It was amazing that Bart kept sharing
his fancy, exotic candy with me. I had only met him two weeks before,
and he was treating me like his brother! But…do I really deserve
such treatment? I mean, I’m a sneak for Skinner! I have to keep
hiding things from Bart, like why it takes so long for me to go to
the bathroom (actually a conversing place with Skinner and
Chalmers), or why I always watch spy movies and read spy books. It’s
simply to pick up a few tricks of the sneaking trade.
Hey, man, you all right? You’ve been
quiet and you didn’t even bite off the top of your licorice.
Bart’s voice stirred me out of my thoughts. He had a concerned look
on his face, although the care level dropped due to his blue tongue
sticking out of his mouth. The two of us sat side by side, him on my
left, I on his right.