Simpsons Porn Story: Herkies Adventure Chapter 4
By now, Smithers has
wandered some distance and still trying to figure out who he is and
where he has to go. He sees a billboard proclaiming TRY ALOHA ALOE
CREAM FOR ALL YOUR SKIN RASHES AND BURNS.
BurnsBurnsBurnsstarts echoing in Smithers head like
something he should know, but cant quite grasp. Soon he passes a
newspaper kiosk where the headlines proclaim THE ISOTOPES BILL
MCCLOSKEY HITS HOMER while another front page story reads
PAPARAZZI SUED BY JESSICA SIMPSON. Smithers stares at the last
words in both headlines: HomerSimpsonHomerSimpson, Smithers
eyes flash from those bleary words in one story to the other. He
covers his face and grimaces. Theres something about those
headlinesfamiliar, yet not really connecting. Frustrated, he
continues walking. Soon he sees the cooling towers of the nuclear
plant in the distance. Again he stops and stares. Feeling compelled
but not knowing why, he starts towards them. In the meantime, Herkie
and his new friends follow his nose. After several blocks, the
terrier stops and circles with his head close to the concrete under a
billboard proclaiming soothing relief from aloe cream. Its getting
near lunchtime and Homer starts to whine about getting some food.