Simpsons Porn Story: Herkies Adventure Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: Herkies Adventure Chapter 1

HERKIES
ADVENTURE

A/n: In The Simpsons third season, Smithers alluded to a Yorkshire terrier he owned at the
time by the name of Hercules, showing Mr. Burns a photo to prove it. The dog was never mentioned or seen
again. So heres a little adventure story that gives him a more
meaty role. Hope you enjoy it.

Legal yadda yadda: I
own no right to The Simpsons or the characters therein. They
dont own me either. Im not making any money writing fanfic,
which should make everyone but me very happy.

Chapter 1

Waylon Smithers arrived
home after another exhausting day of almost literally bending over
backwards to try and please his unappreciative boss, Montgomery
Burns, the overseer of the local nuclear power plant. Poor Waylon
hardly had the energy to get his key in the doors lock, but as
soon as the sound of the key rasped in it, an excited barking issued
from within the apartment. As the door swung open, a small dog jumped
and yapped enthusiastically seeing his master return.

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Marge Simpson could use one more thick thing to tear up as well

Simpsons Cartoon Sex Video

Hentai Picture: Marge Simpson could use one more thick thing to tear up as well
Heaps of Simpsons lassies’ knockers bumping at mighty jing-jang jolts and the most demure funny numens that are made into sex toys. Another fuck-obessed hottie from Simpsons has some great rack to exhibit for us and she can never reject any male around. Hip Marge Simpson hops on a dick, receives cock bum to mouth and drinks a bit of manly cream…

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Simpsons Porn Story: Pulling the Plug Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: Pulling the Plug Chapter 1

Charles Montgomery Burns sat in his office, eyes closed, resting comfortably in a large chair. He figured his rest was well-deserved. After all, he had just come home from World War 2 less than a month ago, and being a war hero was tiring.

His calm was shattered when the phone rang. Burns merely glared at it as he waited for his assistant to pick it up.

The man, a short and round man by the name of Jacobs (or was it Jackson?) came rushing in and picked up the phone.

Hello? Burns’ assistant said, and went quiet as someone on the other line started talking. Mr. Burns closed his eyes again, but didn’t keep them closed for long.

Sir? It’s the hospital. Your mother has been hit by a car.

Mr. Burns opened only one eye, however, and used it to look at Jacobs curiously. Did the man really need to tell him this? Oh well, it was best to deal with it the only way he knew how.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Bart Simpson Outcast Chapter 2

Simpsons Porn Story: Bart Simpson Outcast Chapter 2

Bart had been in the hospital for three days, and they were awful.

The most dorkish of policemen asked him all these weird questions, and even the most painful one.

Where ya from, son? He asked.

Bart shifted in his bed, Springfield.

What state? Asked the man.

Look, who the hell cares! When am I going to get out of this rathole?

The policeman crossed his arms, Lookie here, Mr. Simpson. Around here we dont take kindly to people insulting us. Its just plain rude.

Bart sighed out loud.

The policeman went back to his flipbook.

Continuing on, shall we? Where ya headed to?

Bart shrugged, Anywhere.

The policeman laughed, Well, well; we have a vagabond here. Thats a first.

Bart grumbled something under his breath rhyming with bucking kick.

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Simpsons Porn Story: It Wasnt Me Chapter 3

Simpsons Porn Story: It Wasnt Me Chapter 3

Bart had fallen asleep, still puzzling over who it could have been who blew up Moes. He awoke suddenly when he heard screaming though. He looked around, at first confused as to where he was, then he focused on the screaming. He recognised that scream.

Lisa, he muttered, struggling as his throat was dry. He tried to move and wanted to help his sister. After a minute or two he realised he wasnt going anywhere. He sat and listened for anything else that was happening, but heard nothing. The silence was almost worse.

He jumped when he heard his door being opened and he saw Fat Tony standing there. Bartholomew. We found your sister and hada little chat with her earlier.

What did you do to her!? Bart yelled, coughing soon afterwards.

An evil smile played on his face and he continued. She said she didnt know anything and she thought you were at home most of the evening. She was lying though, wasnt she, and because of this we had to punish her. he spoke calmly and this just annoyed Bart even more.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Opposites Attract Chapter 2

Simpsons Porn Story: Opposites Attract Chapter 2

Opposites Attract

A Lisa Simpson love story

Summary: When Lisa Simpson orders a hematite bracelet on the internet, she unleashes its potential and she finds that she is literally a human compass. After accidentally directing the Earths magnetic field by adjusting the bracelet, strange things happen: All boys are attracted to her- and an apocalypse is about to occur! Can Lisa find out what is happening to her before the unthinkable happens?

Chapter Two: Sudden Changes, Chaotic Future

Just then, Bart walked into the room. He was whistling a tune happily while not looking at Lisa directly. Bart, check out my new bracelet, pointed out Lisa as she was going to show him her new bracelet. Suddenly her eyes widened in shock, why was Bart staring at her in such a weird way? Bart seemed to be in a state of tranquillity as he continued to gaze at Lisa in a seductive way

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Simpsons Porn Story: Herkies Adventure Chapter 2

Simpsons Porn Story: Herkies Adventure Chapter 2

Chapter 2

The next morning,
preparations were underway in the office of Mr. Burns. Homer Simpson,
the safety inspector of the plant and two other ubiquitous employees,
Lenny and Carl, have agreed to come in early for a substantial
compensation. They are busy decorating the office for what appeared
to be a party. Mr. Burns gives instructions:

Thats
ityesright there. Excellent! he chortles.

Youre sure he
doesnt suspect anything? Lenny asks.

Oh, no, Im
certain. Ive been extra demanding and abusive all week just to
make sure he wouldnt catch on, Burns replies.

When all the crepe and
streamers are hung, Lenny and Carl unfurl a banner announcing

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR.
SMITHERS. Homer has already been distracted by the catered goodies
lying on a long table for the breakfast buffet.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Simpson porn Story: I Spy part 2

Simpsons Porn Story: Simpson porn Story: I Spy part 2

The next morning marge was in the kitchen first having made coffee and preparing to make breakfast for the family. Lisa shuffled in wearing her robe shaking out her long golden hair. “Well! Good morning sleepy-head!” marge said cheerfully handing over a hot cup. “‘Morning, Mom” lisa said blearily. “Thanks.”

“Well you look dreadful.”

“I have an excuse Mom” smiled lisa.

“Mmmmm… and what might that be dear” asked her mother absently.

“All that noise you and Homer were making last night.”

“Oh I’m sorry did we wake you honey” marge asked looking surprised.

“Yeah it’s okay though.” lisa said.

Lisa looked at marge. They had always had a good relationship more like friends than mother and daughter and lisa knew she could talk about sex with
her mother openly.

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Simpsons Porn Story: The devils revenge Chapter 3

Simpsons Porn Story: The devils revenge Chapter 3

THE
SIMPSONS: revenge of the devil

Chap3

Krusty
climbed up and the spell was broke, then the devil ran down but Mr.
burns was walking singing a song and the devil was trapped in the box
Bart was holding however Maggie was about to fall of big Ben so Bart
climbed up and stopped Maggie from falling and put her on a bag and
she parachuted down the clock and homer caught her.

The
devil had a twin brother who was a kind person but when his brother
was destroyed he would turn evil. Luckily his brother was trapped but
when Bart gave the box to homer Maggie took it out of his hand and
dropped it and the devil died. So UNLUCKILY the devil who was good
turned bad and shot 9 people and 6 birds and 2 ducks and

When
Krusty went over to him nothing happened because the devil was
wearing an amulet, which prevented anything from harming him. But the
army came to the area and trapped him but he shot them.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Herkies Adventure Chapter 5

Simpsons Porn Story: Herkies Adventure Chapter 5

Herkie, who doesnt
just have his keen sense of smell to rely upon, suddenly pricks up
his ears alertly. He strains at the leash again so hard that the men
have to trot to keep up. They pass the caf where Smithers
tarried and arrive at the dark alley from which sounds of a struggle
issue. Herkie with a burst of energy, finally breaks free of Lennys
control and rushes into the alley. He sees his beloved master in
altercation with a threatening stranger. Smithers, in his compromised
condition, his rapidly losing his ability to fend off the felon. One
more punch by the crook and Smithers finds himself stunned and down
on the pavement. Without hesitation, the brave terrier joins in the
altercation, snapping at the thiefs ankles.

Hey, quit it, ya
darn mutt, the robber snarls kicking at the little dog.

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