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Simpsons Porn Story: An ominous killer Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: An ominous killer Chapter 1

Homer Simpson was lying down on his sofa several seconds after he walked inside the house. He had just returned from Moes and was feeling dizzy. The alcoholic decided to watch the news channel as he finished his fourth bottle of beer, depriving his three children from The Itchy and Scratchy show. Kent Brockmans face replaced Scratchys cut-off-head on the television screen as Marge joined the rest of the family in the living room.

As I informed you earlier it seems that Bumblebee man has been murdered as he was walking out of his apartment this afternoon.

BORING Homer shouted before closing the television

Dad what are you doing, open it! Someones been killed! Lisa shouted to her father

No Lisa Homer began slowly you need to pay attention; they said someone has been murdered. Dont worry nobody was killed.

M,U,R,D Homer said leaning towards Lisa as he started to spell the word.

Homer shes right! Marge shouted, cutting her husband off, before grabbing the remote.

As she opened the television, Kent Brockmans face appeared once more on the screen, he looked frightened.

The police are on the case and have yet no clue to find the person responsible for this crime. Chief Wiggum is directing the operation and can assure us that he will do all that is humanly possible to retrieve the killer.

Doh! Homer shouted as he realized that his daughter was right after all.

Marge lowered the volume as she heard someone knocking on the front door.

Are we expecting anyone? Marge asked, still staring at the front door

The other family members shook there heads negatively.

Ill get it Lisa said as she stood up, walking towards the door.

WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!! Homer shouted THE KILLER IS COMING FOR US.

Dad how many beers did you drink today Lisa said calmly

Not enough! Homer said as he reached for another bottle

I dont think the killer would bother knocking, hed just find another way in so as not to be seen. Lisa said to her father

Lisa Im the adult here witch means I choose whats best for my family Homer started OK now heres the plan; we are going to leave by the back and then were off

Homer there is no way we are going back to Alaska! Marge shouted cutting him off especially not just for someone knocking at our door!

Lisa, Bart, bring your sister with you and go in the kitchen Homer said I dont want you to see this

The three children left the room in silence, leaving the couple alone.

Please please please please please! Homer begged as he got on his knees.

The look on his wifes face let him know that there was no chance for him to see his sweet Alaska again. Homer told his children to report back in to the living room and began the talking.

All right everyone, your mother and I have decided that we would leave by the back and decide only then what comes next Homer said as he tried to look serious in front of his children. Now lets get going since he still didnt hear us

Actually I heard you scream earlier. A familiar voice said from outside the house and I am no killer

Doh! Homer shouted once more

Wait a minute Lisa said unlocking the door I recognize that voice!

She was happy to be right as she opened the door but seemed disappointed to see the person staring at her.

Hey Milhouse Lisa said as she already looked bored

Hey Milhouse said, he looked quite nervous. I was wondering if you were doing something tonight

Well tonight I was planning on sleeping Lisa responded, trying to make him understand that she did not expect any visitors at that time.

Oh Ill come back tomorrow then Milhouse said as he started walking his way back to his house. See ya

Milhouse Im still with Colin Lisa said He left to Ireland with the rest of his family for a couple of days. But that doesnt mean Im single.

Could I ask why is Colin so important for you? Milhouse asked

Colin is special Lisa said, she was almost whispering now I cant explain it

All right, thanks Lisa Milhouse said, he looked excited for some reason now Ill see you at school tomorrow!

Lisa kept wondering what Milhouse had in mind as she closed the front door.

I guess hell never give up Lisa thought.

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