Simpsons Porn Story: Career Day Chapter 1

Career
Day

Note:
Simpsons fanfic. Its career day at Jebidiah Springfield Middle
School and Maury does a report about his father and even has him
appear at the school to answer questions. Of course, he answers no
to the free beer question, even though he will take-over Moes
Tavern someday.

But,
Maury reveals that he will delve into his other passions of
oceanography and nature.

Chapter
1First Day of School

Francine
and Maury were anxious to be attending Jebidiah Springfield Middle
School for the first time knowing that they would probably be
separate from one another. Even though that was a high possibility,
the siblings knew that they wouldnt be apart for long. They had
adjusted to being by themselves and being independent, so there
wouldnt be any trouble for them getting used to taking different
classes since the two of them had such unique interests.

Already
the year was starting off to be rather interesting. Maurys
teacher, Ms. Waterloo, had reminded the class that Career Day was
coming up in a couple more days. Students would be required to write
an essay about either one of their parents, or invite either their
mother or father to class to answer questions. Maury decided to
choose the latter and inform his sister and dad of his choice as soon
as lunch was served in the cafeteria.

Hey,
Maur. Im writing an essay about mothers work. Ill be
making a powerpoint presentation and bringing along some of her
videos from Pierre Dulanesof course, with their permission.,
Francine said, greeting her brother warmly with a huge smile.

Sounds
tremendous, Fran. I was thinking I would bring dad to school. You
dont think hell mind answering any questions, do you ?,
Maury questioned.

Of
course not. Im sure hed help either one of us out if we asked
him. Im sure your report will be interesting as well. I cant
wait to start interviewing mom !, Francine said energetically.
Maury couldnt help but smiling along with his sister since her
smile was so contagious. He mightve not been so outward about his
feelings about the report but it was evident that he was eager to
tackle it as his sister had been.

Chapter
2Questions and Answers

Of
course, Moe heartily agreed to helping Maury out with his report and
was open to answering any questions that were hurtled his way, even
the most obvious questions and some sophomoric ones. In his
profession though, he was used to dealing with idiocy such as that
but never tried to act better than anyone else. The tavern, as far
as he was concerned, was the great equalizer. Men came there for
one purpose, to talk about their issues and gather together with
friends, no matter what the liquor was that they were drinking. And
all in all, though some would disagree with his career, he found it
humbling and honorable to bring people together and have a sort of
family of his own, just for guys, since even guys needed alone
time.

Moe
dressed in his usual tavern attire, and combed his hair for the 5th
or 6th
time at the moment he arrived to school. Ms. Waterloo welcomed all
of the parents who were visiting the Middle School and called each
student forward by last name. Maury felt sympathetic for the
students whose names fell at the first of the alphabet and knew he
would have to wait a while before Syslak was called, but at
least he was learning about his peers parents while he waited.

At
last, Maurys name was called, Maurice Charles Syslak, and he
approached the front of the class with his father. He read his
detailed report and shared plenty of photos from his fathers
archives, including the time he was involved with a long-time running
soap opera until Homer accidentally botched that up. Moe had
forgiven Homer, because he didnt know any better and one never
leaves their best friends behind. No matter what, the Simpson
family would be close to the Syslaks, and that wasnt going to
change.

Soon
as the report had been given and Maury felt confident about his
presentation, Ms. Waterloo turned the forum to the students.

Do
you offer free beer ?, one pudgy boy questioned. Moe had to
chuckle, but it was a good question, nonetheless.

No,
Im sorry. I dont., Moe said, honestly.

Do
many bartenders ever get drunk on the job ?, a young girl asked,
twirling her raven hair around her index finger bashfully.

Some
do and do so without ever getting caught. Im one of them that
doesnt. Besides, it would be setting a bad example for Maur
here., Moe said, with a confident smile. Other questions he
received were about his boxing career as well as his love for
dancing. Moe knew his secret was out when it came to ballroom dance
but he wasnt ashamed of that any longer. He still danced but
hadnt been involved with any competitions lately. The bartending
job kept him rather occupied.

Maury
finished his report by saying that he was honored to be the one
taught by such a shining example of self-control and was pleased he
would be running the bar when his father was no longer able to do so.
Of course, bartending wouldnt be his end all career. Much
to his fathers surprise, Maury had revealed he wanted to become an
oceanographer. Moe wasnt that shocked, however, because he had
known for a while that Maury loved animals, especially sea creatures.

This
just proves that you can dream big, and dont ever stop dreaming.
You may fail, but never stop trying. Im certain one day, Maur
will become a tremendous oceanographer., Moe said, patting his son
firmly upon the back. Maury felt fortunate to have a father like
Moe. Granted, he had seen his dad make mistakes but he knew that was
all a part of being human. He was just glad that his dad supported
him, and so did his mom and sister.

Chapter
3Surprise Celebration Dinner

When
the day had come to an end and everyone drew together for supper
right before Moes usual working hours that Lynn had a grand idea.
For a special surprise, she had decided to take the entire Syslak
clan out to eat at their favorite seafood restaurant. Lynn knew the
people who owned it, so they were like family to her.

So
were going to Pearls
tonight ?, Francine questioned ebulliently, not having eaten such
tantalizing seafood in a long while.

Yes,
after all, it is a memorable occasion. Its Maurices
birthday., Lynn said, noticing Maury had just turned a shade of
dusty pink.

I
had nearly forgotten, and to think I share the same day of birth as
you !, Francine said, feeling a bit silly.

Dont
worry about it. Going to Pearls
is
enough for me., Maury stated honestly.

The
dinner was unbelievably sumptuous. It had been one of the best
dinners the Syslaks had enjoyed, save for the ones that Lynn Marie
herself had made with extra TLC.

Maury
had eaten his fill, but not to the point where he had to unbutton his
trousers to let his expanding belly have extra room. The waitress
walked by and asked them if they wished to have dessert, and of
course everyone passed on the offer.

By
the time Moe and family had gotten to the car, everyone was sighing
blissfully at the sensational meal they had partaken.

I
cant believe Im 13 now. You know, it feels like yesterday
that I was reaching double digits for the first time, Maury
said and Francine laughed. Francine was amazed she was 13 as well.
It felt different being a teenager, all of these bizarre changes
coming about, but she knew that her brother would be by her side just
in case she needed comforting.

Epilogue

The
day had gone by so quickly that Moe had nearly forgotten he had to go
to work. He kissed his kids goodbye and said goodnight. They knew
he would return despite the fact he had to work until the wee hours
of the morning when no one else was awake. Sometimes it was a
thankless job being a bartender, but Moe loved the camaraderie of
friends and the enjoyment of watching sports on the new hi-def TV he
recently had installed in the tavern.

Lynn
and the others were able to sleep well that night knowing that they
were all loved and all quite fortunate. Granted they werent the
richest people in the world, but as long as they had each other, this
was a treasure more than any worldly thing. What the future held
was uncertain, but family was constant. And wherever the kids went
in their lives, their family would back them up in whatever events or
potholes they faced in the road of life. And when it came right
down to it that was the greatest treasure of all.

The
End