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Simpsons Porn Story: The simpsons Story Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: The simpsons Story Chapter 1

The
Simpsons

In:
The
Simpsons Story
.

Homer:
Mmmm doughnuts. Me no marry Marge. I will marry you.

Marge:
Homie wake up. There is something important I need to tell you.

Homers
Mind: Oh no she wants a divorce. What have I done to deserve this?

Homer:
Look Marge. Sweetie. I will not divorce you for stupid doughnuts.
Maybe two but not 1.

Marge:
No! Its not about doughnuts. Its about the trip I am taking
alone. To Texas.

Homer:
Marge. When did this hick trip come to mind?

Marge:
At dinner last night you said you agreed to this trip.

(Flashback
to last Night)

Marge:
Homer?

Homer:
Yea!

Marge:
Look Homer I need to talk to you about something important.

Homer:
Continue!

Homers
Mind: What is she rambling about now college?

Marge:
Yea I talked to Patty. And I am going to go to Texas for the
interview.

Bart:
Hey mom what are you going to work as?

Lisa:
A doctor, Fireman, Policewoman?

Bart:
A brain surgeon, belly dancer, drug dealer.

Marge:
BART! I will not be a drug dealer.

Lisa:
How about a flight attendant again.

Marge:
Lisa do you remember what happened last time. I was a flight
attendant! Me, and your father nearly split up. I worked hard just so
then Homer could get free rides.

Homer:
But Marge we went over that problem. And then I changed. You remember
right?

Marge:
Yea thats after so much trouble! Then you started to change.

Homer:
Why are you going? Sooooo what are you working as?

Marge:
Well as a travel agent!

Homer:
Doh. Marge why are you leaving me here alone with the kids?

Marge:
Well the kids go to school. Only you have to stay with is Maggie!

Homer:
Ahhh. No not her.

Marge:
Homer! Why are you so scared of Maggie?

Homer:
She attacked me with a hammer once. Remember?

Lisa:
Wow my dad attacked by a baby with a hammer.

Bart:
Can you say that louder into my microphone?

Marge:
Bart! Stop trying to blackmail your father.

Bart:
It was worth a try. So mom when are you going.

Marge:
In two days. Homer do you want me to go?

Homers
Brain: Uh oh she needs me to answer an integence question!

Marge:
The words intelligent

Homer:
Um yea you can go to Sour Cream Island.

Marge:
Thank you Homie. I love you.

Homers
Brain: She loves me allot all of the sudden. Just nod Homer. Just nod
and smile.

Homer:
Thank you Marge. I love you too.

(Flashback
ends)

Marge:
Homie, what were you thinking last night.

Homer:
I was drunk last night. I went to Moes and ordered two duffs. I
swear.

Marge:
Look! If you are going to get drunk every day. I am going to stay
here.

Homer:
Look Marge. I was thirsty. And Moes was the last place open at the
time.

Lisa:
Mom I wasnt to use the bathroom. But, Bart is taking a shower. For
the last 40 minutes.

Homer:
Lisa! Go to school. Youre mom will take care of it.

Marge:
Homer stop making me the main person for problems. Homer when I go to
Texas. I need you to be the man of the house.

Homer:
Marge we all know the last time that happened. I want out.

Marge:
Homer if you cannot accomplish this. I will get a divorce.

Homer:
Doh. Please Marge. Dont leave

Marge:
Homie please. When I get back we can talk about my job. And our
lives.

Homer:
When are you coming back?

Marge:
In three weeks.

Homer:
Doh why three weeks. I thought you are going to Hicksville. It
isnt far.

Marge:
Homer its only three weeks because the line is huge.

Homer:
Are you kidding? What does the line begin in Texas?

Bart:
Lisa, its all yours. Mom, Homer where is Lisa?

Homer:
Call me dad please. Anyway-

Marge:
Lisas at school. She was complaining about youre long bathroom
trips.

Bart:
Oh no the bus.

Otto:
Come on kidaruenos. Lets go. Hey Lisa wheres Bart man

Lisa:
Coming I guess.

Homer:
Go to hick land. And I will take the kids to Duff gardens.

Marge:
Okay Homie. I love you. I got to go now.

Homer:
But you said tomorrow you are going!

Marge:
I lied Bye Homie!

Homer:
Bye sweet cheeks.

And
the adventure began. Who knows where it will lead next.

To
be continued.

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