Simpsons Porn Story: It Wasnt Me Chapter 6
The four sat down and began thinking. A noise on the other side of the door caused them to look at each other.
What was that? Bart asked.
I dont know, Lisa replied. They were now all staring at the door.
Maybe they came back to torture us! Martin said, trying not to panic.
Hey guys! You in there? came a voice from the other side of the door.
Milhouse! Bart cried out.
Let us out of here, Nelson demanded.
Im trying, came back Milhouses voice. A tapping noise was heard and then a click. Got it! he cried out joyfully as the door swung open. The others couldnt help but grin as they saw Milhouse standing there with his bent glasses in his hand. Milhouse placed his glasses back on as best he could so he could see the others, though as Nelson rushed out and hit him gratefully on the back they fell off anyway. Milhouse sighed as he searched for them while the others walked past. Hey, guys, wait up, he called after them.
He found his glasses and hurried after them. They finally got to the door and all laughed as they ran out. However, the happiness didnt last long as Fat Tony and a few of his men stood in front of them, blocking their way.
Where do you think youre going? Whos the blue haired kid? Fat Tony asked, taking a threatening step forwards towards the group.
Hey, were innocent! You have no right to keep us here! Bart yelled.
Fat Tony laughed and removed a gun from inside the jacket he was wearing. You are not innocent Bart Simpson. Bart stood in silence, trying to ignore the fact the gun was pointing straight at him. Alright, how about this we let the others go if you admit it was you who blew up Moes? Fat Tony asked.
Bart looked at the others, unsure of what to do. He knew it was wrong to keep them all there when they were innocent, but then again he was innocent too. Bart looked worried and tried to decide what to do for the best. Maybe there is another way out. He looked back at Fat Tony and nodded.
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It was me! a voice yelled form next to them and everyone spun to face where the voice came from.
Milhouse? Bart questioned and Milhouse simply nodded and burst in to tears.
Yes, I admit it. It was me. Im sorry, he sobbed. I was drunk.
You were with us though, Bart pointed out and Milhouse shook his head.
I slipped away. Remember when I said I was just going to get a drink? Well I didnt. I blew up Moes.
Everyone looked at him in surprise, unable to believe Milhouse could do that.
Well, isnt this interesting, Fat Tony murmured as he pointed the gun at Milhouse. The rest of you can go.
Milhouse shielded himself with his arms, seeming to think it would save him if Fat Tony were to shoot at him.
Tell us what happened, Fat Tony said and Milhouse nodded.
-Flashback-
Get out! Moe yelled, throwing Bart, Nelson, Milhouse and Martin out.
The group mumbled and groaned, but all the same moved away. They staggered down the street.
Imagine if Moes blew up, Nelson said beer exploding and shooting everywhere.
Yeah, that would be cool, Bart grinned, picturing it clearly. The group walked across the road, almost being ran over by a black car with tinted windows.
The group walked along the street, talking about it. Only Milhouse stayed quite, probably due to being too drunk.
However, he was also picturing the same as the others. What if someone blew up Moes? Surely he deserved it. He threw them out after all and its not even like theyd drank that much. Bart suddenly grabbed Milhouses arm and pulled him towards him, saving him from being ran over. Milhouse said thanks and went back to his thoughts. If only he could get to Moes and blow it up that would teach Moe to throw them out!
They all went back to Barts house and sat watching the TV and talking.
Im getting a drink, Milhouse said and the others ignored him, probably still too drunk to answer. Milhouse shakily stood up and went to get a drink, but then a thought struck him. Now was the perfect time. He slipped past the others and out the front door. He made his way to Moes and saw the bar was now closed and no one was around. Smirking to himself, Milhouse searched his pockets and found a match and a small stone. He couldnt think why he had a stone, but he threw it at the window anyway. It may not be what they said, but it was damage all the same.
He laughed and went to walk off when he thought about the match. He turned back and struck the match on the wall, lighting it. He threw it through the broken window and ran off, just getting out he way as the place exploded in flames. He was glad Bart had handed him a match earliernot that he could remember why he had handed it to him. It didnt even matter now.
Milhouse made his way back to Barts house. He stumbled through the door and joined the others who were still in the same positions as before. The noise of Milhouse made them jump and it was then that Bart noticed the time.
Its three in the morning. You guys had better go home. The others groaned, but agreed with Bart. They all said goodnight and made their way home.
-End Flashback-
I cant believe it, Lisa said. Why did you do it? Just because he threw you out?
I was drunk, Milhouse said, trying to defend himself. Lisa didnt care though.
Lets all just go home, Lisa said and went to walk past Fat Tony and the others.
You can go. However, he blew up Moes so he will have to be punished, he said, then waved the gun at Nelson, Bart and the other one were the ones that made him think of it. I cant let them get away with it.
Dont shoot me, Milhouse pleaded, ready to get on his knees and beg for his life.
Dont worry. I wont shoot. Milhouse looked extremely happy at this news, though the second Fat Tony continued the smile on his face went. Instead you three will have to rebuild Moes.
What? Bart cried out.
You and the other boy will be given some tools. The kid who blew it up though does not. Oh and by the way, I plan to watch and make sure you build it correctly.
The next day they started on the rebuild with Moe and Fat Tony watching them. It didnt turn out quite as it had looked before. In fact, nothing like, but Moe now had his place back. It took a solid three months of building and another week after that before it was open.
The second Moe announced it open all the regulars swarmed in, followed by Fat Tony and two of his men and, lastly, Bart and the gang. They all cheered and raised their glasses to the new Moes.
Glad to be back in business, Moe told everyone. If anyone else tries to blow this place up they pay for it though. He held his gun for all to see and everyone backed away.
Well none of us will let that happen either, Bart assured him. I have no wish to rebuild this again. Everyone laughed and raised their glasses again.
To Moes! they yelled. They cheered again and drank the night away.
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