Simpsons: Bart Simpson’s Guide To Incest Part 2
by Sunny D
“Bart!” Marge called up the stairs.
“Yeah, Mom?” came the eventual reply as he poked his head out of his room.
“Lisa and I are going shopping. Watch after Maggie, okay?”
“Okay, Mom.” Bart grudgingly agreed.
“Have fun, Bart!” Lisa taunted as she walked out the door.
“There’s pizza money on the kitchen table, and you know where the emergency numbers are… We’ll be back around 3.” With that, Marge shut the door.
Bart listened intently for the sound of the departing family station wagon.
“Woo-hoo!” he cried, sliding down the bannister to the living room. “Noon…” he mused, looking at the clock. He went to Maggie’s room, and found her asleep in her crib. He tiptoed back to his room, and began to close his door, before thinking better of it. If she started crying, he’d have to do something about it.