Marge was cleaning one day when she heard sobbing coming from next door, she thought it odd and just couldn’t believe it was coming from the flanders house. so she decided to go over and find out what was wrong, since homer was at work and the kids at school she figured she could see if ned needed anything.
as she knocked on the front door she noticed that the door was open, so she peeked through and called “Ned… are you home!?” nothing no answer. no crying it seemed as though ned was trying to keep quiet. so marge opens the door a bit wider and says ” Ned are you ok?” nothing… odd no okaly dokaly? marge thought… so she steps in and peeks around the corner when she sees ned hiding behind the lamp with his clothes off.
“NED!” marge yells out. “what is the matter!? why are you naked and crying!?!” “oh margery” says ned, I’m sorry you had to hear that it’s just that… ever since … my wife passed on … it’s, well, it’s been rather hard on me. “I can see that…” said Marge. “oh poor Ned is ok to masturbait, homer does it all the time, in fact he does it right in front of me… not whit anything that large, but he doesn’t care if I see him do it”