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Simpsons Porn Story: Bartholomew Drunk Chapter 4

Simpsons Porn Story: Bartholomew Drunk Chapter 4

Ch. 4

Drinking
half of it, Bart started dancing around drunk. And the saints go
marching he slurred. He then climbed on his bed and started
jumping on it. and they go marching. Go saints As he
jumped this time, he did a twirl and missed the bed, landing flat on
his back. He groaned.

Hearing
the ruckus, Lisa came in the room. Bart! Are you okay?? she
asked, coming to her sick brother. She looked in his eyes.

The
wheel in the sky keeps on turning. He attempted to sing.

Eck!
Bart! Your breath smells horrible! Lisa commented, turning away.
Bart only laughed and started looking for his can of beer, wanting to
finish it.

Lisa
took another close look at Bart. Is Bart drunk?? Lisa asked
herself, seeing the signs of being drunk. She saw it enough in her
dad to know them. Oh my gosh, I think he really is drunk!

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Simpsons Porn Story: The simpsons Story Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: The simpsons Story Chapter 1

The
Simpsons

In:
The
Simpsons Story
.

Homer:
Mmmm doughnuts. Me no marry Marge. I will marry you.

Marge:
Homie wake up. There is something important I need to tell you.

Homers
Mind: Oh no she wants a divorce. What have I done to deserve this?

Homer:
Look Marge. Sweetie. I will not divorce you for stupid doughnuts.
Maybe two but not 1.

Marge:
No! Its not about doughnuts. Its about the trip I am taking
alone. To Texas.

Homer:
Marge. When did this hick trip come to mind?

Marge:
At dinner last night you said you agreed to this trip.

(Flashback
to last Night)

Marge:
Homer?

Homer:
Yea!

Marge:
Look Homer I need to talk to you about something important.

Homer:
Continue!

Homers
Mind: What is she rambling about now college?

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Simpsons Porn Story: The Internet Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: The Internet Chapter 1

The Internet

One day Marge was at the store with
Maggie and she wanted to sign up for a discount program. So she
filled out a form and came to the last thing an e-mail. Marge didn’t

have one so she left and was going on
the internet to get an e-mail. she went on yahoo and got an e-mail
She liked the internet and found cheap deals on

everything she needed. The next day she
checked her e-mail but when she got on yahoo a pop-up came up. It was
for a game called Midevil Moments . She signed up and apeared by

a town. It said she was a level 1
wizard and had to train to become more powerful and rule Midevil
Moments. Now she had to find someone to teach her how to play.

She walked in and she saw Apu. “What
are you doing here Mrs. Homer Simpson?” asked Apu. “I’m
playing the game she said.” how exactley do you play? Suddenly
all the shops

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Simpsons Porn Story: Simpson porn Story: I Spy part 5

Simpsons Porn Story: Simpson porn Story: I Spy part 5

The turn of events had bart flabbergasted. Bart Simpson had what could only be described as the perfect fantasy.

“Come on bart!” Marge said.

Marge leaned down to bart’s dick and started sucking his stiff prick rapidly into her mouth. Bart’s hand reached around Marge’s head pulling her tighter against his body. Marge rocked her head back and forth using her mouth and chin to massage bart’s hard dick deeply. Bart watched intently.”Come on in bart” quipped lisa..

Bart started planting kisses all over marge’s soft ass cheeks. Bart moved from the top of her crack towards the small of her back. He must have brushed a ticklish spot as it made her body squirmed to get away from his tongue. Sliding his hand underneath her he pushed up between her legs his thumb finding her wet hole. Bart reamed the entrance gently and with his thumb penetrating her ass slightly as his index finger penetrated marge’s slit and raked over her clit. As Marge’s body jumped bart jammed his thumb completely into her wet pussy grinding as much of his hand as possible between her lips and deep into marge’s hole. Marge’s legs splayed she humped down to capture bart’s hand deep into her cunt. Bart thrust his hand harder against her driving his thumb and part of his hand up into her body. Bart’s index finger mashed her clit. he rubbed his hand back and forth over the engorged clit. Marge grunted as bart hammered her with his fingers. Bart nipped Marge’s ass holding her flesh between his teeth biting gently. Bart thrust his thumb in and out of her wet hole. Marge’s body dropped down each time he withdrew trying to keep his thumb deep in her body. Each time he thrust upwards she grunted out her breath. Breathing was becoming ragged. As bart pulled his hand out of marge’s crotch She groaned a groan of displeasure She wanted more.
Bart ran in to the bedroom and and jumped on Marge and homer’s bed. Positioning himself so his cock was ready and waited for Marge Seconds passed but Marge came over to the bed quickly. Without hesitating she dived for his cock her lips wrapping around it’s head her tongue licking all sides quickly. Bart pushed her body down to her back pulling her lower body toward his head.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Tutor Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: Tutor Chapter 1

A/N: I own nothing and all mistakes are mine. Enjoy, and please review.

Marge had talked her into tutoring Bart after school. His grades were slipping (from D to F) and she feared he might have to repeat fourth grade.

Lisa opened the book and knew from the look on her brothers face that this wasnt going to be worth the ten dollars she was getting paid.

OK, Bart, she said. Lets start with something easy. Whats eight multiplied by eleven?

He looked at her with a blank look on his face. How was he meant to know? A Math problem?

No, Bart, she groaned. What do you get when you multiply eight by eleven?

A headache.

Oh for the love of she trailed off. Its eighty-eight!

Bart shrugged. It was embarrassing being tutored by his little sister. Whatever, next question please.

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Simpsons Porn Story: untitlted by Brandon Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: untitlted by Brandon Chapter 1

Disclaimer: The following fanfiction story, under the fair use provisions of copyright, was written and edited by a student at the LHS freshmen writing program. It is not a publication of LHS. All errors, issues and changes to canon are the student’s. -Mr. C.

The Simpsons

It was normal day in Springfield. Until 1:28pm Maggie said her first wordDaddy.Marge said what did you say? She picked up her cell phone and text message Homer Maggie said Daddy .Homer gets the message and he said Ill be there as soon as possible . She text back Okay honey .Now Marge is looking for a video camroe to record this beatuful time of joy.

Once she finds it she says say it again for mommy. Daddy she say I LOVE YOU is at his new job as mortician .When he gets a text message saying Maggie said daddy. Homer is so happy he for got to take off his gloves with a hole lot of blood and yells out DOH.

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Simpsons Porn Story: It Wasnt Me Chapter 6

Simpsons Porn Story: It Wasnt Me Chapter 6

The four sat down and began thinking. A noise on the other side of the door caused them to look at each other.

What was that? Bart asked.

I dont know, Lisa replied. They were now all staring at the door.

Maybe they came back to torture us! Martin said, trying not to panic.

Hey guys! You in there? came a voice from the other side of the door.

Milhouse! Bart cried out.

Let us out of here, Nelson demanded.

Im trying, came back Milhouses voice. A tapping noise was heard and then a click. Got it! he cried out joyfully as the door swung open. The others couldnt help but grin as they saw Milhouse standing there with his bent glasses in his hand. Milhouse placed his glasses back on as best he could so he could see the others, though as Nelson rushed out and hit him gratefully on the back they fell off anyway. Milhouse sighed as he searched for them while the others walked past. Hey, guys, wait up, he called after them.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Opposites Attract Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: Opposites Attract Chapter 1

Opposites Attract

A Lisa Simpson love story

Summary:
When Lisa Simpson orders a hematite bracelet on the internet, she
unleashes its potential and she finds that she is literally a human
compass. After accidentally directing the Earths magnetic field by
adjusting the bracelet, strange things happen: All boys are attracted
to her- and an apocalypse is about to occur! Can Lisa find out what
is happening to her before the unthinkable happens?

Chalkboard
Gag:

I
AM NOT AL GORE
I AM NOT AL GORE

(The
Simpsons family are trapped on a desert island. The couch is right in
front of them. Homer runs towards the couch, but gets eaten by a
dinosaur, Marge gets tripped over by Bart, but they are caught by the
cannibals, Maggie and Lisa are the only ones left They sit on the
couch as they are surrounded by jungle animals)

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Simpsons Porn Story: Mad World Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: Mad World Chapter 1

Mad World

May 12th, 2007 at 12:22pm.

Lisa was listening to her brand new ipod mp3, and she was listening it in class, that’s not the Lisa that we know. She was listening to “Mad World” from “Tears for fears”.

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
And their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow
And I find it kind of funny

The teacher didn’t notice that she was listening to it in class.

I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I’m dying
Are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
‘Cos I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It’s a very, very
Mad World
Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Made to feel the way that every child should
Sit and listen, sit and listen
Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me, no one knew me
Hello teacher tell me what’s my lesson
Look right through me, look right through me

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Simpsons Porn Story: Lost Without You Chapter 3

Simpsons Porn Story: Lost Without You Chapter 3

She closed her eyes only to open
them again and have to sit up in bed as the phone rang. She leant
over to the phone which was on a small wooden table beside her and
picked it up, wondering who would phone at this time of night.

Hello? she
mumbled sleepily.

Lisa,
I have a favour to ask you, came a deep voice at the other end of
the line.

What sort of
favour? Who is this?

Principal
Skinner. Look a few members of staff have become ill and we need
someone to cover. You will be paid of course.

When?

Ertomorrow,
Principal Skinner replied. Lisa sighed but agreed to do it anyway
even on such short notice. They quickly said bye and Lisa placed the
phone down. She fell backwards on to her bed so she was lying on her
back staring up at the ceiling. She soon fell to sleep and didnt
wake up until eight thirty the next morning.

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